"Your application has been accepted.
Pork Club meetings, officially called 'Meat Happenings', will be held once a month. The next one, Meat Happenning 3, will probably be held sometime at the end of February. I will keep you posted.
I too have tried this applewood-smoked bacon chocolate bar and I would echo your assertion that bacon and chocolate are best enjoyed separately.
I await receipt of your membership dues."