"thing for sale i will mail you"
You can buy all sorts of amazing things from him, but he just added a new one I thought I should mention here.
"If you give me $30 I will buy $30 worth of cookies and give them away to people I find in the street. I will send you an email with the details of where I bought the cookies, and the exact minute and date I started giving them away and the exact minute I gave away the last one."
So far one person has purchased this.
I think this is what I want for my birthday.